Life Has Issues

Like People Magazine
January is the New Year's issue
Criticizing all our bad habits.
February covers our love issues.
Fear of intimacy
Fear of no intimacy
March can handle the rest of our fears.
April is a heavy issue
With springtime, Resurrection
And life and death issues.
May and June are all
About our Mothers and Fathers.
July's body issues fit in nicely.
The Dog Day of August
Are depressing issues.
September Back to School
With separation anxiety.
October, arachnophobia
For Halloween anyone?
November's family issue
Is all dysfunctional.
Then December wraps it all
With a nice bow
As we pause to reflect
And renew our subscription.